"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"
HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF
Yes let’s do it for him.
"if you like someone, just tell them!"
is the worst piece of shit advice you can give to anyone
I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly
I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years
Damn those Terms and Conditions.
i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake
Unwilling to speak about anything but how gently this baby says “cheese” today. Thank you for understanding.
This sums up my life pretty well
I did this once, and my maths teacher told me I was definitely going to fail maths. I got an A.